Why, WHY, wHy!?!

• Do I just assume everyone in Massachusetts is heterosexual? WHY? It's MASSACHUSSETTS! Foot. In. Mouth. Sorry A. We may have different beliefs, but that doesn't excuse my idiotness.
• Do I feel dumb saying that I belong to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints? wHy!? Maybe because it's so llloooonnnnngg? Maybe because my neighbor is confused why we all think we're Saints? "Everyone's a Saint? Eh?" Or maybe because a certain primary song plays in my head while I say it making me want to break out and sing? Either way, I need to get over it. Get over it.
• Do I think a 3 1/2 year old should do everything I say, right when I say it? And understand patience. And understand how to hurry. WhY? Seriously.
• Did I just commit to run the most asinine road race EVER. No, no. It's not a marathon. It's worse. (I think I just used the word asinine for the first time. That gives you a glimpse of how asinine it will be.) Stay tuned. May 2010.
• Do I get blog inspiration often during my nightly prayer? WHY? Why? Sorry man upstairs.